Smoking.

Let's get something straight. If you post pictures of yourself smoking, either cigarettes or weed, on tumblr, twitter, I don't even know, I'm going to assume that you're a freaking jackass. I have nothing against people who smoke, it's your own goddamned life, do whatever you want to ruin your body, which is a gift, but yeah go ahead and ruin it. Oh ok I lost track. Smoke, drink, do hardcore drugs, I don't care, but just if you can hold a conversation which isn't about that. God, how it annoys me. It's fine by me if you do those things, but if that's the only thing you can talk about, I'll slap you. I'll freaking slap you ok? I hate those types of people who are like:



heack yeaaaahhh we're the coolest people on earth just 'cause we smoke and drink, lemme just take a picture of me doing it to prove people how cool I am and how fucks I give - none.


Some dudes from my class were talking about how great it'd be to live in Amsterdam, and I was like "Wow, that's one of my favorite cities! It's really interesting and lovely and I'd like to visit it one day!" that until they said why they liked Amsterdam. Drugs and sex. Really? Really? Dude, you're flippin' 15 years old, you just got out of your diapers, you spend the whole day watching gamers on youtube, you're more virgin than Mary, and you're talking about how awesome it'd be to go to one of the most gorgeous places on earth, just because of the bad part of the city that you consider being the most interesting? No! Just, no! It doesn't make you look good, nobody cares! That guy from my class, when he was asked if he smokes, he gave them a killer smile and nodded, like, all proud of himself and shit! If the only things you can be proud of that you've achieved, is screwing with your lungs and liver and puked on the floor because you drank so much, then you got serious problems.

I saw a 13 year old, I repeat, a 13 year old posting about her being drunk and saying that it was awesome an- just what?! Do you not have adult supervision? I'm on my way to 16 and the biggest amount of something with alcohol that I've drank was taking a sip from my dad's beer once! Does that really happen a lot? Because I had no idea that 13 year old's do that nowadays, because I was listening to Katy Perry and still playing Age of Empires or whatever at that age! (*cringe attack from my 13 year old self* )

Basically that was my first day back to school, listening people saying how cool it was being drunk on new year's day. One chick that sits behind me was laughing so hard telling us a story about her experience:



So my friend was soooo drunk and he was handing us champagne and all that, and started making the countdown, and he was like:

4!

3!

2!

1!

HAPPY NEW YE-*pukes on the carpet*





Glorious, isn't it?