The Hobbit : The Desolation of Smaug.

It is currently 2am and I could not give two shits about sleeping. I know that in a few hours I'll regret this decision but well, let the future Inês deal with it. 

So yeah, basically I just wanted to share with you guys the movie I saw some hours ago. *drum rolls* THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG *heavy breathing*.

Okay so I'm a huge fan of Tolkien and basically all the events that take place on the fantastic Middle Earth, and, like many others, I've been living the same experience of when Lord Of The Rings came out and we had to wait a year for the three of them come out. I mean, not me. I was like, 4 years old, I was just pleased with having a teddy bear and listen to death metal. Nah, joking, that teddy bear part isn't real. Anyway. I've been really impassient for The Desolation of Smaug to come out but it actually passed really quickly, and I'm still not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. Man, time does fly by. But yeah, last year's movie... I didn't enjoy it that much but it was not due to the film itself, but because of the room where I was, full of stupid, hormonal teens who were asking ridiculous stuff such as "Who the hell is that dude dressed in grey lmao". No. No. *sets them on fire*.

I mean, who the hell goes to a prequel if they haven't even seen the actual movie? Or read the book? And the chick I went with kept muttering stuff about how disgusting Gollum looked. Can you not. Gollum was the best part, and I think I'm not the only one thinking that way.

[Not spoiler free so read at your own risk. You may die, just a warning.]

At least this year people kept quiet and the movie was awesome as always. Peter Jackson, you talented shit, how I love you. I liked every part of it. I liked seeing Gandalf running around and you can only see his big, grey hat; I liked that detail that one of the dwarves is Gimli's dad; I freaking loved seeing Legolas be a badass killin' all those orcs, and the same with Tauriel, who I totally ship Fili with; I LOVED Benedict Cumberbatch's voice as Smaug. Chills! Reall chills, and yes, they were multiplying *insert Grease reference here*. That last sentence he said, "I am fire, I am... Death." It killed me, it was full of epic epicness and I keep hearing it in my head.

Oh, and that part where they throw melted gold over Smaug, my brother was like "Is he going to die??" And I said "Of course not. Fire cannot kill a dragon." And he was like "Game of Thrones reference much?" Yes. We raised that sweet summer child well. 

And Martin Freeman, oh sweet baby Jesus, he's such a cutie, I love him.

So in conclusion, I absolutely, as always, loved Peter Jackson's work, and I cannot wait until next year. I need the next film now or else I'll be sad.